Saturday, June 4, 2011

You better Belize it!

OK finally onto Belize on this stupid blog. Those of you who read have no idea how long this takes me and how frustrating it is to sit here with shitty internet trying to upload one pic. And then I get no comments! C´mon guys, give me a break! I can´t get no satisfaction...

Anyways, crossed the Mexican-Belize boarder at Chutemal, got scammed $200 pesos each to pay the exit fee, something we DIDN´T need to pay. So mad! There is a distinctive difference between Mexico and Belize. Firstly, the buses went from luxury AC, toilet on board with individual seats to old American School buses open windows known here as ´chicken busses´, although they never deliver what they promise in terms of chickens! I prefer the chicken buses...

This is EXACTLY what chicken buses look like.
The biggest difference is the sudden ethnic diversity in Belize, and English! Felt great to see blacks, whites, latino´s etc again. The best was their accent, heavy Caribbean accents and slang, loved it! Slept in Corozol for a night then took the ferry to Caye Caulker, a small island (6km) on the Barrier Reef. We spent 5 nights here ($8 pp) at Edith´s Guest House where Miss Molly and her boyfriend run the place like a nice family business. We met Steph and Doug, a sweet American couple and chilled on the island together, getting up to fun stuff like the never-ending quest to find more coconuts!
Opening coconuts with conch shells was awesome!

Doug, Steph, Rob and I drinking coconut rum that we made ourselves.
The island is cute, no tar roads and very touristy with all pubs and restaurant advertising ´Happy Hour All Damn Day´ or ´Happy Hour until Everyone is Happy´, that describes the vibe of the island! Sundowners were stunning, with the calm Caribbean swallowing the bright red sun. We could go snorkelling there, not that impressive but nice, and we all cracked open some coconuts, filled them with nice Belizean rum and had lekker cocktails.  
Happy people enjoying the sunset by 'The Split'
The next day we went on a Raggamuffin snorkelling tour. We set out onm the sail boat and watched Caye Caulker slip away in the distance. The reef is about 2km from the island, so we need to take a tour to go snorkelling which kinda sux. On our way there we saw a tail on a manetee! I was so excited, just wanted to jump into the water. We snorkelled, was pretty but the reef was quite overgrown with algae, which isn´t a good sign. No manetees. Summoned back onto the boat to go to our next destination, when we drove for 30 sec we saw manetees in the water. Slowly the sailboat swung aorund and we all slipped into the water. What a perfect spotting! These creatures had the expression like they were confused and too lazy to care. We saw two of them, suspended in the water with no sense of urgency.
Our awesome guide who speaks like a proper Rasta Mon!
'Sometimes I get the feeling I'm being watched'
Amped we saw manetees! off to the next spot - Shark Ray Alley were we saw tons of nurse sharks and stingrays (and fish!). It was lovely to see them, but it was highly unnatural as the tours feed them and the sharks and rays immediatley flock to the boat expecting a meal. They´ve completely disrupted the natural feeding cycles and the sharks are more like zoo-pets than wild. Pity. Nevertheless, got to feel a shark.

Last destination was another spot on the reef. Saw a beautiful Green Turtle grazing on seaweed. Stunning. We saw tons of fish and went on a 8m dive under a little rock cave thing, with large fish hiding underwater and a large morae eel. The tour was nice, but i´ve seen better (in the Philippines). On the way back we got tons of ceviche (prawn salsa) and rum punch (it packed quite a punch!!). Chatted with fellow travellers and had a great time. When we arrived we were allowed to take the rest of the rum. Saw kids feeding the huge birds with fish - fun stuff! Got pooped on by fish eating birds - not cool!
One of many bottles of Rum poured into our awesome punch!
Feeding the fish while snorkelling.
Rob and Steph trying to get the birdies to swoop down and eat their fish.
The big birds who shat all over me.

 That night was Miss Molly´s birthday and she told us to go to a Cuban restuarant. There were professional Cuban salsa dancers trying to teah me how to salsa. I suck, but it was tons of fun! Chilled the whole next day on the beautiful beach writing in my diary. The next day our Scottish mate organised a kayak for us and we explored the uninhabited part of Caye Caulker (the island was split in two by a hurricane in the 1960´s, leaving half the isalnd a nature reserve and thus mostly uninhabited). It was so much fun, we saw lots of birds and the mangrove trees left no space for sand, so the trees met the sea. Really Beautiful. We walked around a bit, saw huge iguanas. We went for a snorkel when I noticed a gogga (creepy crawly) on me - eeeeeeeeeew<! It looked like lice in the water, and they were all over me. Eeek! We decided to paddle back.

Chilling on the beach in the shade of a palm tree eating a freshly baked banana bread!
On our way back we saw a little cove with a small entrance between the Mangrove trees. Let´s explore! We were right amongst the leaves and spiders. ´David Livingston has nothing on us´ said Rob, when suddenly the calm pool errupted in buzzing and we were flipin´destroyed by a massive swarm of mossies! Never seen that many mosqitos in my life! Slapping the mossies and trying to paddle through a narrow opening wasn´t easy, but we escaped with about 100 bites each, at least! Hope they don´t have malaria.
This is the happy pic before we were mauled by mossies.
Caye Caulker was nice. Expensive and very touristy, but it´s a tranquil  place. If you go, be sure to wear insect repellent, and buy your beer at the docks and not in the shops on the beach (much cheaper!)

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Mayan Temples at Palenque


Woke up to Howler monkeys screeching in the trees. The sun was just rising and quite a big rodent was crawling around by the ruins. The morning was cool, and the rain had made it very comfortable to sleep. At least our tent was waterproof.

Robbie made some lekker sarmies and we headed off to the famous ruins of Palenque.  A $51 pesos entrance fee and we entered the area. The first thing we saw were the iconic steps of the pyramids, with the lush jungle sprawling in the background.  We walked up the stairs, avoiding people – there were a whole bunch, but not too many – and took some snapshots.
The main temple at Palenque.
It’s beautiful.  Templo de la Clavera (Temple of the Skull - because it has a rabbit or deer skull in one of its pillars apparently), was the first one we went to.  It was cool to be on a Mayan temple. Every single thing that we saw was built without the use of metal tools, pack animals or the wheel! Can you  imagine that?! Pure slave labour. The temples were truly impressive. We met a South African girl who went to Rhodes  viva! She recognised us, what a small world. Us Rhodents are everywhere ...
On the Temple overlooking the beautiful iconic Templo des Inscriptiones.
 Templo XIII had an excavated tomb – Tumba de la Reina Roja (Tomb of the Red Queen)- her sarcophagus was tainted red from the embalming process. The rocks in the tomb are ‘melting’ due to all the condensation from breath, so bad. On the outside we saw several other buildings. The biggest and most iconic one was Templo de las Inscripciones, a 25m high pyramid with 8 levels and 3 large stair cases leading to several rooms on top. The roof was held by pillars, with sculptures of noblemen. This is where the most famous king , Pakal , was buried. Interestingly these Mayans buried themselves with elaborate death-masks made with jewellery and jade. It was stolen in 1985, and is probably in some Mafioso’s private collection somewhere.
A palace was built next to the pyramid, made for noblemen, meetings with other leaders from surrounding tribes and also where they kept their war captives. I keep thinking of the Mayans dressed with their feather head-dressers, decapitating their captives and watching the squirting head roll down the staircases.  Don’t know if Hollywood is influencing me too much here…


There were some sculptures of people decapitating captives, but they were badly preserved and you wouldn’t recognise it. Walking around we saw an Iguana basking on the rocks.  After our little picnic lunch of tuna sarmies by Templo X (cool place to have lunch), we kept walking around the Archaeological Park. Some more interesting temples, and some well-preserved carvings later we wondered into the unrestored section. It was cooler, completely overgrown and so awesome but unfortunately it was off limits.
10 points if you can find the iguana on the rocks.
The unrestored section at Palenque. This entire area is full of ruins, waiting to be discovered (or rather left in their natural state).
I love you!
The park was great, it was awesome seeing Mayan temples and artifacts. They even made their own aqueducts to prevent floods. After leaving the temples we tried to read up on them, but there’s no internet here, so chilling by the pool we gathered as much info as we could by reading and chatting to people. This is what we found:

A view from one of the Temples, stunning!

Mayan philosophy:
Firstly, this is religion and philosophy, so what I write here is just personal opinion, and you take what you want from it. Reading the plaques, guide books and chatting to locals has given us some information about the Mayas. Knowing nothing, this is what we found out:

The Mayans at Palenque lived around 100BC - 800AD and flourished. Palenque was an important archaeological place. The kings were manifestations of gods on earth – depicted by their names, such as Jaguar Serpent III etc.  Chatting to Santiago, we learned that it’s not that the Mayans worshipped the sun, the plants, or specific gods, but that everything was interconnected and that the Mayans were the wind, trees, animals etc. Everything has a positive and negative, like ying and yang, it’s not good or bad, it’s a matter of perspective. It’s philosophy, a field foreign to me, but it’s interesting, and in this case & especially with religion – I think it’s personal preference. Whatever you believe is your thing, I won’t tell you if you’re right or wrong.

On one of the Temples an important carving depicted the birth of the Mayans. A god held a figurine made from corn and local plants in the palm of his hand. He was blowing smoke or wind into the figurine, breathing it to life. Wind thus represents life and death; you draw your first breath when you are born, and exhale your last when you die.  This notion of wind is an essential theme throughout their culture and evident in their architecture.
This is a similar sketch I found on the internet....
What intrigued us were the ‘T’ shaped windows. These were said to represent the Ceiba tree – the tree that holds up the universe. The ‘T’ shaped windows funnelled wind from the jungle into the buildings, allowing the Mayans to become the wind and become the universe. From what it sounded like it was a sort of meditation or trance and you literally became everything around you. It’s really hard to explain.  Everything has a whole metaphoric meaning, but don’t know enough to say definitively what it is.
'T'-shaped windows.
 It could all be a bunch of crap, I could (prob. did) misinterpret everything and there could be well-researched articles and theories as to what the Mayans believed, how they lived and what their perspectives of the universe were, but I don’t have the internet and I can’t do any reading because I’m in the bundus. Anyways, make up your own mind!

Welcome to the Jungle!

A gruelling 23 hour bus ride from Puerto Escondido, via San Christobel, meant we finally arrived in a Mexican rainforest at Palenque. We arrived at the shitty bus terminal just before 9pm, bought some drinks and snacks and caught a taxi to Mayabell (taxi: P$60).

We only had a beer and 2 slices of bread (a loaf was cheaper than real food) and were grotty after the hair-raizing windy roads through thick jungle in the middle of the night, with a bus driver who was 2 hours behind his schedule.

Mayabell is really nice with a  very hippy vibe. We arrived in the dark and luckily got the only ‘arboral casa arriba’ a little room in a tree house. Very cute and rustic! Just a bed & fan, with an awesome slide you can slide down when you’re done, sweet!
Our home for the night.
There were a bunch of tents and caravans around the tree house, and after our over-priced and not-so-delicious meal we went for a quick dip in the pool. It’s massive. Too nervous to swim in a huge dark pool at night we went to bed.

Awoke at night with the insanely loud sound of Howler Monkeys! I was so excited. It sounds like the scary black smoke thing from Lost, or that air is rapidly escaping their lungs and they’re screaming in pain. The asthmatic monkeys were really awesome to hear though, and we felt like we were finally in the jungle…

And then the morning came and we saw the massive trees overgrown with creepers, lots of birds and every shape and size green leaf you can imagine. We were going to camp from tonight onwards, so I set up our tent while Robbie packed our bags. A really nice guy came to help me set the tent – Santiago. He’s from Tulum, Mexico, and was wearing a poncho, with long hair and a warm smile. I said I didn’t like all the people camping here – it’s like a resort, and he pointed into the jungle and said, no man just camp over there. We walked about 2 min further and a massive open area was perfect for camping.
Can you spot us, tucked away in the distance?
The whole experience went from camping in the middle of a resort to camping in the jungle.  Our tent was 10m away from over-grown Mayan ruins and huge fig trees shaded the area wonderfully. After pitching our tent, a howler monkey was climbing in the trees close by and the birds were chirping all kinds of tunes. It was so nice to be here.
Cute little monkey, and the noise they make is so disproportionate to their size!
Santiago came and asked if we wanted to go to a waterfall – hell’s yeah, it’ super hot! Waterfalls were great – limestone caves with rounded stones covered in moss and algae and water rushing over them was refreshing  after a hot walk to get there. We hung out for a bit, and walked through the jungle to get back to Mayabell. Stunning!
Looking up the waterfall...
A simple lunch with tacos, guacamole, tomato and ham we bought for cheap, cheap at the SuperChe meant our budget was getting in order.  I showed him my  fossilised shark tooth that Kyle gave to me and wanted to mount it on a necklace. He makes jewellery and stuff for a living. We swam by the pool for the rest of the day, just chilling relaxing, thinking how hard our lives are and how we long to work for 8 hours….life’s so tough!
Our picnic area, amongst the leaf litter and tons of goggas.
Around 6pm we started making our fire for the braai. Rob and his magical magnesium lighter saved the day again and we made a wicked little fire between 2 roots of a huge fig tree. We made a great Chinese salad – cucumber, lemon, chilli, coriander, onion, garlic and tons of lime.  Santiago came with my necklace – it’s gorgeous, so now I can wear my South African shark tooth, given to me in Korea by Kyle, mounted in Mexico!  Yay! He was playing the ukulele and chilling with us, so nice. Our meal was getting perfect when a park ranger said we can’t make fires, but it’s all good, we were allowed to finish our meal. Then the wind suddenly picked up and we knew it was about to rain.
Salud!
So in a flash we had to set up the rain cover – and there was a cute little froggie sitting on our tent, awwww ! I didn’t want to move him, but he’d get squashed. Oh – there are tons & tons of spiders here. Rob has no choice but to get over his fear.  They crawl absolutely everywhere, but they are small, about as big or bit bigger than a R5/W500 coin. Their mouths are too small to bite you – that’s what I say. Rob’s really amazing, he doesn’t show his fear at all – maybe it was all an act to get me to move all the massive rain spiders in the middle of the night from our room at University. Tsk tsk.
Little froggie made our tent the perfect hunting spot.
A great meal later, we hit the sack. Rob went out like a light bulb, and when I switched my torch off it was the definition of pitch black. Great to be in the jungle, “we had fun & games”.

Cenotes Dos Ojos

The biggest attraction to Tulum are the famous natural wonders called the Cenotes. They are underground limestone river systems that have occational openings on the surface that create perfect caves amongst dense forest. The area in the Yucatan doesn't have above-ground rivers, so these Cenotes were the indigenous peoples only source of fresh water, and thus have been important spiritual, religious and political places for thousands of years.
This is an example of a Cenote in the Yucatan Penninsula.
 They are honestly one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. We went with the company Halocline for a two dive package to Dos Ojos (Two Eyes) Cenotes, about 20 Mexican minutes north of Tulum ($185 - kak expensive). The cost was worth it. I felt like David Attenbourough had just descovered this natural phenomenon for the first time. We entered the national park, and walked about 500m to the entrance of the caves.
Entrance to the Cave at Dos Ojos.
How beautiful is that! But unless I was with a guide, there isbn;t a chance I would jump into this openeing where you cannot see what's hiding under the dark cave.
 A bit concered about how I'm going to handle being underwater inside a cave. As we aren't qualified to go Cave diving, this was a cavern dive, where a source of light is alwas visible somewhere in the cave, sothat if needed we could swim to an openeing in stead of sleeping with the fishes.
This is the view from underwater, with the sunlight highlighting the water.
 I've never experienced such fantastic visibility - it was like air! We could see as far as the light could touch. The water was fresh, cool and crystal clear. We followed our guide keeping our tourches on, along the 'Barbie line'. The sunlight penetrating through the small openings highlight the blue waters and it's breath-taking. My mind was completely calm being underwater, what an experience!
Barbie line, the name of the dive at Dos Ojos, where Barbie isn't the luckiest of ladies.

Always a teeny bit of light is visible during the dive.
We had another dive - 'Bat Cave', where we experienced a small Halocline! Awesome! (Halocline is the term referring to the layer where the dense saltwater meets the lighter fresh water, which creates a distinctive layer separating the two - like oil and water separates). It wasn't as clear as in the BBC documentaries we have seen, but there was a stage where the visiblity turned from crystal clear to oily smudge. Cool! We had a nice guy with us with an underwater camera and he was nice enough to give us the pics. If you ever go to Mexico, don't miss out on the Cenotes, they are spectacular and worth every cent!
Chrissie following our dive master in the Bat Cave.

Tu-lu-lu-lu-lum, lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lum, ooh Yeah!


Incase you can't pick up what song this is from, it's ala-la-la-la-long...We camped at Santa Fe, a simple little spot, with a bar and ablutions. The view is fantastic – facing the Caribbean Sea with pure white sand, our tent is shaded by coconut and other trees. To the left we can see the Mayan ruins at Tulum overlooking the Sea. To the right the white Sand continues for miles. This place isn’t crowded, it’s the closest campsite available close to the ruins on the beach.
Picture perfect beaches.

Our view to the left, you can see the Mayan ruins overlooking the Caribbean Sea.
 We spent 3 nights there. It was so relaxing, so much fun. The locals who worked at Santa Fe were so nice, they even let us use the restaurants kitchen to cook our own food. We bought all our food and drinks in town at the supermarket. One day there was a special on rum & coke so we sat on the beach, read our books and watched the waves drinking Cuba Libre’s. Amazing…
Enjoying life in this beautiful place.
 That night we had a big party with them on the one night. We met a Chinese guy, Ding, who thought we were the craziest people! He’d never been camping and couldn’t fathom  camping on the beach. He joined us for the big party and ended up sleeping in our tent because someone stole the seat to his bicycle and he couldn’t drive home! Haha. I guess he’s camped now…

Our little orange tent, blending in nicely in the scenery.
We saw tons of lizards and a few Coati’s. They are so cute! They have long tails and are racoon-ish with long snouts. This place is great for relaxing, and chilling out. Our biggest 'worry' was the positioning of our tent - it faced the beach and the on-shore wind sent all the dusty sand right into our tent. Woke up with our legs completely covered in sand - it looked like the dune migrated into our tent. For about a week after we still had and EVERYWHERE! 

This is what the inside of our tent looked like.

Tulum Troubles

We met a lovely girl, Isis, in Palenque who travelled with us to Tulum. We got the cheap bus ($250 pesos) to Tulum to go see the Cenotes. Firstly, I realized that I had left our iPod charging at Maya Bell 30 min before the bus left. I just ran super fast, hopped in the first Collectivo I could find, grab our iPod and hop on another one back. Arrived at exactly 5pm. Close call.

We were expecting to board a bus, but a Collectivo (SA taxi) strapped our bags on top and shoved us in the taxi. It was hot and rather squishy, but we were assured that we will transfer to an actual bus. We didn’t want to be in this taxi for 10 hours at night…Eventually we saw the bus! Yay!! And we were very comfortable.

The scenery was gorgeous! I saw so many birds – tons of raptors and so many colourful ones. I wish I could have stopped the bus to take a closer look. I even saw an alligator/crocodile basking in the sun! Cool….The sun was setting and the scenery reminded me of the areas near Nylstroom. Gorgeous.

Arrived in Tulum at 3:30am. Oh damn. We were dropped  off in the middle of the main road, with no-one around. Scary! Thank God Isis knew the area and walked with us to a bar that was pumping with people. Cool, we can relax and have a few drinks until the sun comes up and go to our camping ground.  If only it was so simple…

We met a really tried/drunk guy (Francisco) who wanted to go to the beach, he said his mates are there and we can join him. I was nervous of that – we have all our bags etc. on us and the beach is a big no no at night. Instead we had a beer, but then the bar closed. An old man said we can go to another bar and wait until the sun comes up.

He was old, had crutches so he said we should take a taxi. It was literally across the road, but I let that one slide because he is old and decrepit. Then we had a beer and his mate appeared out of no-where. We all had a beer (Francisco was sleeping). We waited for a while, didn’t want to drink more because it’s expensive. The old man & his mate asked for more beers and we said no, and asked for the bill. Suddenly the ‘mate’ just got up and ran away – he moves fast for a big guy. Wtf! The old man tried to hobble away, but he didn’t get far and I paid the waiter what we had to drink and left the old guy there. This is what the old man looks like in my mind:
This guy seems legit.
 There was no place for us to go, so we got into a taxi with Francisco. We got to El Mariachi, a place where we were supposed to stay, but the taxi stopped and wanted $50 pesos more just to get to one beach across, even though we told him we wanted to do that. So we got out and walked. It was so beautiful! The beach was gorgeous, and the moon was almost full so we could see everything. We were at the Caribbean Sea and it was spectacular.

We walked for about 10min on the beach with our massively heavy bags. Great calf work-out! We got to a place with a tiny run-down lapa, pulled out our sheet and towel and napped. The sun was rising, but we were exhausted. Slept with my valuables under my head, not too comfortable, but I woke up often just checking if everything was still there.

At about 8am we woke up to a fire ant biting me. Francisco woke up too and I think he was a little confused. Haaha! He’s a Lawyer and is moving to Costa Rica to work for an NGO for Human Rights. Not what I expected after hobo-ing out on the beach. Great stuff.

5 Star hotel, courteousy of Francisco.
 It was an interesting night, and we met lovely people so it was all good. We were on the most beautiful beach – pure white sand that is so fine it’s almost dust. The Caribbean is warm and crystal clear, with turquoise and blue waters. We hitched a ride with Francisco’s mates (who were also sleeping on the beach, but camouflaged and tucked in between hammocks in the trees) to our camping spot. They are musicians from Colombia and are travelling and working around Central America. Cool! What a night, now it’s off to find a camping spot and chill out.


Thursday, May 19, 2011

Puerto Escondido


 A rough taxi ride (7hrs, $130 pesos) up windy roads, missing the sheer cliffs by a ball hair made us so thankful to be at our destination. We intended to stop over in Puerto Escondido for a day and move to Puerto Angel, but we ended up staying five nights.

Puerto Esondido is a littlish beach town on the Pacific coast, South-West of Mexico. It's  one of the main towns down here and is famous for it's excellent surfing beach at Zicatela. We got off the taxi and started walking towards the beach and bumped into a Dutch girl (Maraie) and her Mexican friend who taught Sumba (salsa arobics) in Amsterdam. They showed us to a very nice Guest House, bit pricey ($300 pesos), but it's our 6 year anniversary and we thought we should spoil ourselves. Gorgeous room, with a fridge, tv and shower. Maraie and her mate invited us for some Guacomole and some sundowners.
This little guy was waiting for us when we got back.
That night we had delicious prawns, sooo expensive. This place isn't cheap, but the quality was spot on. The next day we spent all day on the beach. It's gorgeous here - white sands, lovely waves, plam trees and the weather is perfect. We rented body boards for $25 each and tried to hit the waves. Quite fun, and not that easy. The waves were at times quite huge, so great to see waves again!
F*kkin' Prawns!
It was getting too hot for comfort so we relaxed at the Split Coconut  a bit further back on the beach, had a beer and relaxed. I wish I could bottle up the happiness, lying in the hammock, swinging and nodding off. So nice! We met a lovely Canadian couple, Monique and Jeremy, whom we spent the rest of the Puerto Escondido trip with. Oh - the bar snacks here are so good - salted peanutes with dried chillies and lime squeezed over them. In Guadalajara puff chips hot sauce on them, also nice...interesting.
This is the life!
Puerto Escondido is a lovely beach town. We left the expensive guest house and camped for cheap, cheap close to the beach ($30 each). It wasn't tranquil, but the people were friendly and it had good fascilities. We spent 4 days chilling on the beach, relaxing, chatting with the Canadians and just enjoying not being at work.We saw a scorpion while cooking, which got the Canadians quite excited! Robbie got a terrible sunburn, which prevented us from leaving because he couldn't put his backpack on. Shame! But it was lovely and we ended up spending the last day at Shalom resort in the pool for $20 pesos each :)
A little bit of pampering never hurt anyone...(Rob, Monique, Jeremy)